i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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