And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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