If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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