at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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