I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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