i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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