I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
is it fun? or sober?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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