some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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