My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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