Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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