Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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