I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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