Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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