new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I touched a dick in church today
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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