at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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