I cockslap morals
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
did you just send me my own nude
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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