Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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