I've blown a few things in my day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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