did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
