No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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