Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was confusing and full of hummus
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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