idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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