ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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