I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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