He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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