My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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