OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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