quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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