Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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