I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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