And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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