He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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