i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
