You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There's always time for handjobs
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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