After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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