saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize