If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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