Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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