Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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