omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
