i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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