He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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