I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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