Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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