..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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