Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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