C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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