maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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