we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he puts the penis in happiness.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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