Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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