oh god the rape fog is back!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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