I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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